It's appalling, I know. It's not like it's a recent development either, it's been building up over the past few years. I didn't mean for it to get like this. It just happened, you know? Please don't think any less of me. My name is Eilidh Stewart. I am studying English at university. And today I checked a book out of my university's library for the first time. You can sarcastically slow applaud if you want, it's completely warranted.